LETTER

No street hockey? 

Attention children of Gatineau, street hockey is illegal in the city; that’s why I have put together a Street Hockey Intervention Team, or S**T, that will patrol the streets every day after school, and all day weekends.  And don’t think you’ll be able to do it in hiding; I have also put together an anonymous tip service, or S**T Line: 1-800-968-7448 (1-800-YOU-S**T).  And if you are caught, you will be locked up at your local S**T House until spring.  You have been warned.

Neven Humphrey,

Gatineau / Aylmer