LETTER

LETTRE

Freedom Convoy -- don't give up!

 

    In all modesty, I wish like to suggest to the "Freedom Convoy", in particular the convoy's supporters here across the National Capital Region, that they should not disband but take their battles to a real front, the Ukraine.  Surely, the Russian Army will turn tail and run once they come up against all those brave Canadians honking their horns. Since the convoy-eurists insist Canada is a "dictatorship", surely Putin's Russia is a target worthy of their own democratic impulses (HONK1 BEEP!). Perhaps the Ukrainians have not realized how effective a truck horn can be -- or a boucey castle, for that matter.  And surely the convoy will have no trouble finding re-enforcements, since we hear the Conservative Party is chock full of fighters for freedom, now that they've fled, especially their interim leader.  And if the party leader were to let her wardrobe malfunction, she could then replace France's ancient freedom fighter on French coins and banners.  This would finally give the CPC a foot up in Quebec, too.
    Doesn't this seems like a win-win-win-win for our Freedom patriots?  Off you go!
Andy Black
Aylmer nord